dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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sex-like-a-nympho:

sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

hmm sigh

(Source: themermaidgrotto)


bltsl4:

OMG THIS EPISODE WHERE JOSH IS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HIS GF BUT DOESNT KNOW HOW SO DRAKE HELPS HIM PRACTICE SDKFHAKJFGH

(Source: portablemiah)


spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

(Source: onac911)

ronaldkn0x:

only REAL 90s KIDS REMEMBER

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lazymisandrist:

someone sent me a request on skype and I declined but asked who it was after because I wanted to know how anyone got in touch with my skype when I only have given it to 5 people and

araws:

you know when you see a fine ass female and you’re like damn i’m going to appreciate from afar without initiating unwanted contact because i respect her right to move freely through public spaces without being subjected to my unsolicited comments and/or actions